media that’s like “our monsters are different 😏” only for it to turn out that “different” means “generic ordinary regular guys in boring ugly outfits and/or suits” owes me compensation not only in cash but in the form of the head of whoever’s terrible idea that was on a pike
“we can’t afford good special effects” do you think i care??? get some cheap plastic party city horns and dollar store fangs if you have to. i just want to see some proper freaks.
jordan peele, reimagining a classic story about wealthy people shutting themselves away and ignoring a deadly plague while the poor suffer and die, only to find out the hard way that karma’s a bitch? in the year of our lord 2020? nahhhhh….
[ID: A screenshot of a Tiktok with text overlaid on a picture of two people in a kitchen together. The text reads: “when i was younger i don’t think i realized how much marriage was going to just feel like hanging out with your best buddy all the time. i didn’t realize how much of it would be so platonic. when you’re together 24/7 only maybe 30% of your words and interactions are romantic, sexia;. etc. most of your time is spent in the mundane.
make sure you wait until you find the person that even just going to the grocery store or cooking dinner is a highlight. and where arguments feel like healthy stepping stones and not exhausting. where you light up differently when you with them 💘.” The Tiktok is by @vora.quinn and is captioned “this was meant to be funny bc it doesn’t match the music but then i wrote this out…(cut off).” End ID]
